Saturday, March 12, 2016

Knock Knock Jokes

Here is a load of FUNNY knock knock jokes you'd totally love to read. So what are u waiting for. Get started.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Barbie!
Barbie who?
Barbie Q!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Yul!
Yul who?
Yul never guess!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran ten laps and now I'm very tired!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Zany!
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Phil!
Phil who?
Phil my glass up to the rim!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobel!
Nobel who?
No bell so I just knocked!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobody!
Nobody who?
Just nobody!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Gwen!
Gwen who?
Gwen will I see you again?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who?
No, you guess who. I already know!
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