Answer The Silly Questions

Q) Whats the best way to make straight As?
A: With a ruler!

Q) Why did the elementary student get a ladder?
A: So he could go to the high school!

Q) What did one pencil say to the other?
A: You're looking sharp!

Q) Why did Ali walk backwards to the car?
A: You want to go for a spin?

Q) How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
A: Because it waves!

Q) What vegetable can't you take on a boat?
A: Leeks!

Q) How does the barber cut the moon's hair?
A: E-clipse it!

Q) How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in!

Q) What kin of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans!

Q) Which food is essential to good music?
A: Beet!